Warning: this post should be taken with a good sense of humor and is not meant to be serious!
From a post to the pgsql-advocacy mailing list:
As embarressing it is to say, we’ve been using the MySQL version of phpAdsNew for almost a year now … its the only one we could find that could actually keep up with the # of hits that the web sites are getting :( Even with pg_autovacuum running …
In a reply:
Um, you just sent that to the list.
:-)
May 11th, 2006
During a thread about Unicode implementation in PHP, a user mentioned that the current evolution won’t stop moving users from PHP to Ruby, at which point Jani Taskinen (most hated and beloved “your bug is bogus”-PHP-bug-hunter-sniper) answered:
And that they’re perfectly free to do. I even encourage them to do so if it provides what they need now instead of waiting what we’ll break next.
A general sarcasm trend in the PHP community about the rant of many users accusing PHP developers of breaking BC too often, for which he was accredited as having a “healthy fatalism”, to which he replied:
I’m just realistic. I know we’re gonna break stuff.
Intentionally, “accidently” and accidently.
:-)
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October 14th, 2005
Once upon a time, first-person shooter games had about as much plot and character development as a porn flick.
From London Free Press Today.
November 25th, 2004